Illustrated Guide to Faux Leather Floors

Update:  Click here to see how the floor wears and why not to put it over vinyl.

I posted last year about putting in a faux leather floor in my guest bath.  I love it so much I put the same floor in the children’s bathroom.  This time I took lots of photos to show you more clearly how easy it is.  We plan to put the same floor in our living room and hallway as soon as our kitchen remodel is finished.

The good things about the floor:  It looks great!  It is durable and wet moppable.   You can do about 800 square feet for only $65!  Since it is a thin layer on the subfloor you can lay a new floor right on top when you are ready for a change.  It’s easy to patch if the floor gets damaged.  It’s easy to customize the look and color with different wood stains or paints.

The downside to the floor:  It takes 3-7 days to complete plus 7 days to cure.  The polyurethane doesn’t smell very nice while it’s drying.

You will need:

1 gallon or less of Elmer’s Glue ($10)

1 roll of brown paper (found in the painting section at Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Walmart) $10

A pair of rubber gloves (or several pairs)

An empty bucket and paint stick (An old ice cream pail works great.)

A small can of wood stain, ($5) I used Minwax oil based in Mahogany

A gallon of floor grade polyurethane ($40)  I used clear gloss from Minwax

1-2″ wide sponge brush

3 3-4″ wide sponge brushes

There is enough paper, glue, and poly in this supply list to do about 800 square feet for $65.

1.  If you want to do any painting on walls or trim, do that first.  We removed old vinyl stickers from the formerly blue walls, sanded and painted the worn wood trim and vanity white, and painted the walls a light tan.

2.  Remove old flooring as much as possible.  I was able to get down to a paper backing that was fairly smooth and started there.

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3.  Vacuum the area really well, then use a wet rag to pick up any fragments of dust.  If you have had mold or other yucky stuff in there, bleach the area well, let it dry and prime with Kilz.

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4.  Tear the factory edges off your brown paper.  Keep them in a separate bag for edging the room.  Tear the inside paper into 8-12 inch squares.  Wad the torn paper into balls and keep them in bags.  Kids are great help here.

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5. Before you start make sure the room is well ventilated.  There are no windows in this room, so I turned on the exhaust fan. 

Mix one part of elmer’s glue with 3 parts of water in your empty bucket.  (For example, 1 cup of glue to 3 cups of water .)  Stir well.

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6.  Start with the edge pieces and dip a crumpled ball into the glue mixture.  Squeeze it tight to accentuate the wrinkles and remove excess glue.  Carefully open it flat and place it along the edge of the room.  Use your gloved fingers to smooth it flat.  It’s important to take time here to get a good smooth adherance to the floor.  Work from the middle towards the edge to force out large air bubbles.

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7.  Continue in like manner overlapping each piece so there are no gaps.  Work only as far as you can reach and then stop.  Lots of glue is not a problem.  It will dry clear, absorb into the paper and seem to disappear when dry.  A lot of glue is better than some sections not adhered completely.

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8.  If you have a lot of glue on the floor, it’s a good time to take a break and let it dry a few minutes.  If you were good at squeezing out the glue, you can start with the stain.  Dip your 2″ foam brush in the stain and paint it on the floor.  Since the stain is oil based and the glue is water based, the stain will be easy to move around to the areas you want it.  Blotting with a paper towel will absorb and remove stain if necessary.  A nice blotchy appearance is great.  Keep in mind as the floor dries it appears lighter in color.

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9.  Continue by laying another glue and paper section as far as your arm can reach, then stop and stain it.  I used scissors to cut a clean edge around the floor vent.  The nice thing about using elmers is it washes out of clothes and off the scissors even after it dries.  My pants were stiff with glue by the time I finished, but they washed out great.

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10.  Finish the floor in this manner and then turn a box fan on it from the other room if possible to help it dry.  It will need to dry overnight (mine took 2 nights since it was very humid and I used a LOT of glue.)

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11.  When the floor is dry enough to walk on, use a 3 or 4″ sponge brush to apply a thin coat of polyurethane.  I did this barefoot to keep from tracking lint onto the floor.  I found it handy to have a wet paper towel in my hand to wipe any oops poly off the wood work.  Check for dryness after 4 hours.  If it is dry enough to walk on, add another coat.   Repeat until you have 5-7 layers of poly on the floor.  My brush held out for 2 coats.  I put it in a zip lock baggie to keep it from drying out between coats.  When the brush fell apart I tossed it and grabbed a new one.

You can walk on it and use the bathroom 24 hours after the final coat.  Don’t place rugs or furniture on the floor for 7 days to allow it to cure.  We were able to reset the toilet after 3 days.

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Click here for another paper bag floor tutorial, including working with a concrete sub floor and adding shimmer.

Enchanted Woodland Wedding

My dear friend, Jennifer, got married yesterday.  She comissioned me to make 5 orange silk dresses for the wedding.  Each of the girls designed their own gowns for me to interpret in cloth.  Jennifer is a talented architect and designer.  Everything she touches is gorgeous.  I have to admit, when I heard her color scheme of orange, robin egg blue, and lime green, I was a bit curious.  At the wedding, there were a pair of live love birds snuggling on the guest book table.  Guess what colors they were?  Yep, Now it all makes sense.

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  Walking to the Rehearsal Dinner

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Outdoor dining at Piropos in Weston, MO for the rehearsal dinner.  The food was amazing, the view gorgeous and the company unsurpassed.

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The inside of the Red Barn on Red Barn Farm.  Jennifer transformed it into a breathtaking reception hall.

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The bride and groom stood in the center looking out over the orchard to say their vows.

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Katie

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Jessica

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Jennifer 

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Emily

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Jennifer, the bride 🙂

I love this picture because it shows her bolero which her grandmother created from the scraps leftover from hemming the dress.  Her grandmother also made the flower girl dresses (Which I didn't get a good picture of, sigh.)    The dresses were cream silk with a pleated ruffle neckline.  Grandmother Jecker made the patterns and created them for Jennifer from a picture off the internet.  Grandma Jecker also made plates and plates of authentic biscotti served with the cake.  I'm going to go and visit her soon.  She's amazing and I'd like to learn from her.

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My neice Kenna Beth :).
 
I can't wait to see the professional photos from this wedding.  The photographers are the amazing team Lemon Lime and the engagement pictures were breathtaking.
 
The wedding was planned to be held outside but rain forced us into the barn.  The good news was the filtered lighting through the clouds was perfect for photography.

 

 

Lemon Blueberry Cookies

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My mother-in-law shared again.  This time it was 40 half pints of bluberries.  I dipped them in boiling water to split the skin and put them in the dehydrator.  They dried very slowly because it is so humid here.  But the cloudy overcast weather is perfect for filtered outdoor picture taking.

2 sticks of butter softened

2 cups of sugar

2 eggs

zest from 1 lemon

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon baking soda

2 cups all-purpose flour

3 cups rolled oats

2 cups dried blueberries

(If I had them I would have added 1 cup of white chips)

Cream butter and sugar.  Add eggs and zest and blend well.  Sprinkle in salt, baking soda and flour stirring until just combined.  Mix in oats and blueberries.  Drop by teaspoonful on greased baking sheets.  Bake at 350 for 12 minutes. Share with a child :).  Makes 5 dozen.

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Invisible Zipper Trick

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As part of my organization streak, I emptied my mending basket.  The mending included replacing an invisible zipper in a store bought skirt.  Invisible zippers are the easiest kind to put in, but I really dislike the cheap plastic feet that are sold next to them.  Mine slid all around and made for a really sloppy installation.  I hot glued it which worked for a bit and then broke the foot altogether.  Searching for a cheap alternative I found my piping foot to work perfectly.  I moved my needle position until it stitched right in the crease and had the nicest looking zipper I've ever put in.

Washington D.C.

I was invited to Alexandria, Virginia to do a Grocery Shrink presentation for the MOPS group there.  And since the hostess also invited my entire family to stay for the week at her house and tour Washinton D.C., we jumped at the chance.  It was a fantastic week and I feel so refreshed!  While we were out there I was able to visit IKEA for the first time and bring home a trunk full of home organizational furniture and accessories.  As soon as my feet hit home soil I started building IKEA furniture, getting rid of stuff and organizing what I've kept.  It was long overdue.

 

Alexandria had a park everywhere you turned around.  Laura (the hostess) and I had a great time getting up early and walking on the trails.  Flowers and trees were blooming everywhere.

Here are a couple of photos from our trip.  I highly recommend that destintation to you.  Most of the museums and sites to visit are free.  We did pay to see the Spy museum (at least Darren and the 2 older kiddoes went while I did my presentation.)  And we paid to go to Mt. Vernon, which was totally worth it.

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Historic Homes in Alexandria near the Potomac River

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Potomac River. It was a gorgeous day!

 

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Darren and 3 of the kids riding the Metro.  The Metro was safe, prompt, clean and full of freindly people.

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Super Dad!

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Hands on Music Science Lab at the Smithsonian

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The Washington Monument and reflection pool with the Capital behind as seen from the Lincoln Memorial.

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  Reinactor in front of Mt. Vernon

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One of Mt. Vernon's Vegetable Gardens

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Chatting with Martha Washington

Dinner 911

Aak!  You've been sewing orange silk dresses all day (or maybe not) and your family has to leave for church in 30 minutes and there's no dinner.  You tried this yesterday and already used up your eating out money for the month at McDonalds. What's to do?

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Hopefully you made a large batch of soaked flour tortillas over the weekend and have a few to spare.   Grab a can of refried beans and a can of black beans.  (Yes it is easy and less expensive to make your own, but if I you had thought ahead I you wouldn't be in this situation, right?)  So far you have $1 on the table.  Grab a bag of frozen corn and a bag of frozen peas and get them warming on the stove.  That adds another $1.50 to the meal.  Tack on $1 for cheese and $.75 for the tortillas.  You're going to have a balanced meal for $4.25 that will feed 8 people.  And it's going to be ready in 10 minutes!

Mix the refried beans and drained black beans in a sauce pan with 1/4 cup water and some good dashes of cumin and chili powder.  Stir well and let them warm up on the stove.  Then warm the tortillas in the microwave for 1 minute  while your griddle is warming up.

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Slap a good amount of beans down the center of a tortilla.  Sprinkle with cheese and fold the sides in.  Place seam side down on the hot griddle and cook on both sides until the cheese is melted and the tortilla is toasted. 

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 Voila!  Grilled Stuffed burritoes in less than 10 minutes.  Call the family for dinner, then get in the car.  You can clean up after church.

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Ever seen a rabbit in a tutu? It's Day 3 of Fritz's quarterly haircut. He's really not as big as he appears before trimming!

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Tortilla Success with Soaked Wheat Flour

I've always wanted to know how to make tortillas.   I tried lots of times but often ended up with a mess, irritable, and a few hours poorer.

Then one day I found the recipe in the cookbook by the creators of www.Lovetolearn.net and had good success.  I modified their recipe recently to allow for the benefits of lactofermentation to make more of the vitamins in the wheat bioavailable.  Voila! A smooth supple dough that rolled out easily, no flouring needed.  The tortillas were strong and pliable and smooth textured.  Hooray!

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Soaked Flour Tortillas

5 cups 100% whole wheat flour (I used Montana Gold Hard White Wheat)

2 teaspoons Salt

2 Tablespoons Olive Oil

2 1/4 cups raw soured milk (or place 2 Tablespoons of plain yogurt in a glass measuring cup and fill with enough warm water to yeild 2 1/4 cups.)

Use a heavy duty mixer to beat well into a soft dough.  Cover with plastic wrap and leave overnight or about 8 hours. 

Divide into 20 balls and roll each into a thin circle (7-8 inches in diameter.)  Cook on a hot ungreased griddle or cast iron pan for a few minutes on each side or until bubbles form and turn brown in spots.

Tip:  I roll mine out on a silicone baking sheet and a well seasoned wooden rolling pin.

Cover with a towel to keep soft.

It took me about 30 minutes to make 20 tortillas with a griddle that would hold 2 at a time.  These store well frozen or in the refrigerator.

How much does it cost? 

It was hard for me to find a comparible product commercially but the closest I came was sprouted wheat tortillas which were around $3.69 for 8 or $9.25 for the amount in this recipe.  The homemade recipe cost is $1.76 and 30 minutes of time.  If you made your own soaked wheat tortillas instead of buying them at the store it's like making $14.98 an hour.

(If you want to know how I found how much the tortillas cost, read the paragraph below.)

On the assumption that there are 3.5 cups of flour in a pound, we need 1.5 lbs for this recipe.  I buy my flour at clnf.org for 50 lbs for 25.50 or $.51 a pound.  I have $.75 of flour in this recipe.  Olive oil at CLNF is 16 oz for 7.25 or $.22 a Tablespoon.  I have $.44 in this recipe.  Real Salt is 26 oz for $5.25.  Assuming .16 oz per teaspoon the cost is $.03 per teaspoon.  Yogurt is $2 a quart (64 Tablespoons) at Walmart or $.06 for this recipe.  I'll assume water is free.  (My raw milk is $3 a gallon or $.37 in this recipe.)

Hourly wage is found by taking what you could have spent ($9.25) minus what you did spend ($1.76) and multiplying by the factor by the time you spent to reach an hour (in this case x 2).

 

Tomorrow I will share a dinner 911 recipe to use when you have tortillas in the fridge and 10 minutes to prepare dinner.

What I’ve been up to

I haven't posted for awhile because I'm finishing up a huge custom sewing project for a dear friend's wedding.  It has been a blast but all consuming and will be quite an accomplishment when finished.  Here's a sneak peek photo:

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There are 5 all together and they are all from the same gorgeous silk, but all different styles.  The girls developed their own looks from designer inspirations and I did my best with their wishes.  Measuring figures, drafting patterns, and 12 mock dresses later, I cut into the silk. 3 are finished, 1 is half done and the last one almost ready to start. 

My house is a mess and my cupboard is getting bare.  DH is wondering where his Grocery Shrink went and I'm thinking it will be awhile before I attempt a project like this again (even though it was a blast.)

So the next post will be on a nutritious, inexpensive, quick and highly adaptable food I made to keep me sane during these several weeks–tortillas.  You'll have to wait until tomorrow since I need to go and use my tortillas to make a quick dinner!

Make Your Own Furniture!

I love to sew. It saves money, provides a creative outlet, and I can make money in my own home.  Sewing a dress for myself saves about $40.  But Ana White figured out that making her own headboard saved her about $2,000!  My dress took 8 hours to sew. Her headboard?  About 3.

She became so good at creating beautiful designer look furniture that she did it for money.  Creating for money in mass wasn't as much fun as creating for loved ones, so she started www.knockoffwood.blogspot.com. Knock Off Wood is where Ana shares free instructions, building plans, and encoruagement for DIY furniture building.  It's an amazing place.

She inspired me to pick up my drill and get to work.  The hardware store even cut my lumber to size for me.  First on my project list are these shelves from Martha Stewart:

Bathroom cubbyholes

Next is this bench from Knock Off Wood

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And after that, I'd like to try a farmhouse table and benches.

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Go visit www.knockoffwood.blogspot.com and get inspired.  Happy Nailing!